Well you could always get him socks! Everyone needs more socks don’t they? Except it’s not very original. Or perhaps these ridiculous personalised gifts, like a glass with his name engraved on it, or “best friend,” or something equally as crap. If we were men and we got gifts like this, we’d probably no longer be your friends!
Get him a London tantric massage!
Does it really sound so odd? He’ll thank you for it we’re sure. What heterosexual man wouldn’t want one of our beautiful young masseuses sliding her naked, oily body all over him? He’d have to be quite mad no to want that. There would only be the obligatory worries abotu whether or not it’s considered cheating or not (but then this largely depends on just how attached your friend really is!) Besides, we massage married men and those with girlfriends all the time, and we are very used to helping them disguise the fact. All the London tantric massage girls have a good stock of men’s toiletries for your shower, before and after your London tantric massage, and we use an assortment of scentless massage oils too.
Besides, you don’t even have to tell him what type of massage it is if you want to surprise him. We are confident that once he is in the company of one of our masseuses, he won’t have any choice other than to enjoy himself! Oh, and he can always then tell you that nothing happened of course; to save face and remain the one who didn’t give into temptation. Just don’t question him too much when you see him afterwards!
Paying for it
Sadly we don’t do gift vouchers for London tantric massage services! The demand for gifts of this sort is relatively low, as we’re sure you can understand. Although it’s not something we have ruled out completely! What you can do is book in with a chosen time and then give him an envelope with the cash in before you send him off. Tell him to give it to his masseuse and then relax. And don’t forget to pat him on the back before he leaves.
It’s a nice idea, if you’re going out to celebrate (perhaps with other friends too), to meet your friend an hour or so earlier, and not too far from the masseuse’s location. This way it won’t be a hassle for him to get where he needs to go. Hell, you could even go with him if you like (only to drop him off though!) You can wait in a pub nearby or something.
The perfect gift
This wouldn’t be the first time this has been done by the way. So it’s perfectly easy to arrange. Gifts could be for: birthdays, Christmas, stag celebrations, or just to say thank you for something. Even if it’s just for being a friend!
Trust us when we say that you will be his best friend forever!