It’s not the answer to all your problems no, we get that. But getting a London massage from one of our girls could be just the thing you need to help you forget, even if it is only for an hour. And at least you’ll be feeling happier and more satisfied when you leave our masseuses place!
Do the usual first
It’s best to do all the usual stuff first if you’ve lost your love. Especially if you really did “love” her. It’s no good coming to get a London massage of the more “sensual” nature, if you’re still overly hung up on the woman in question.
The usual stuff is listening to a sad song or two, drinking a stupid amount of booze and generally feeling sorry for yourself for a while. It’s ok, it really is, it’s part of the healing process and we all do it. Well, we’ve all done it at some point or other. Our masseuses don’t tend to bother with relationships much these days; too complicated for them!
Here’s a lovely song by one of our favourites – Diana Krall – “Almost Blue,” a nice sad song to get you started on your grieving!
Your massage should be reserved for when you’re no longer crying in front of the mirror, drinking a bottle of wine! It’s much more dignified to come to a massage appointment sober and not crying, believe us, we know what we’re talking about! So get yourself in the right place first.
Don’t get too hooked on London massage!
Whilst we would love to see you coming back all the time for a London massage, if this started as a remedial thing, try to make sure it stays that way. In other words, if you feel as though you are moving forward with your life and you are indeed getting over your lost love, get back out there and find another (if you’re that type of guy). If you keep “alleviating” these symptoms of grief with our massage service, you may begin to invent the symptoms and not know you’re doing it! And we know just how good these tantric specialists are!